Bernie moved to Eaton after his mother’s death, and
Bernie became another experience. As a
matter of fact there are so many stories about Bernie and when he grew up in
Eaton that they could fill a book on their own.
Bernie had a metal plate in his head and had an arm that had been
deformed because of an injury. These injuries were caused by one of Bernie’s
wild escapades as a boy. But his disabilities never held him down...in his day he soldered intricate silver scrolling on Oneida Silversmith pieces.
In
the days of Bernie’s youth, Walt, his father, and many of the men in town
worked for the Milk Plant up on one of the hills overlooking the village. The hill, even to this day, is one of the
steepest hills, with an unbelievably steep drop into town. The Eaton Train Station was located on it,
and when the first trains came to Eaton Village, it was said that they had made
the longest steepest sustained grade ever built east of the Rocky
Mountains. The town’s parents forbade
the children to ride their bikes down the hill, but, of course, that would not
stop Bernie.
On
this particular morning the boys set out with the lunch pails for the milk
station as usual, but after delivering their cargo Bernie decided to take the
breath-taking daredevil ride to town.
The boys gasped as they watch Bernie go swooshing down the hill. Just then a car crossed the intersection at
the foot of the hill, and Bernie slammed into it. The terror that gripped the boys made them
slip off and watch the goings on from the safety of some bushes. The tears flowed and their little bodies
shook as after a while, Bernie’s motionless body was put into a hearse that
sped away.
I
met one of the boys, now an elderly man, one day when I was working in town,
and he said he had run home and hid in his bedroom. He was terrified that his mother would find
out he was with Bernie, and he knew for sure it would get him into trouble. He
thought that the overwhelming sadness and shock of losing his good friend was
too much for his young heart to take.
The story behind the story was
that the town’s undertaker was playing cards in the gas station, once a
pleasant pastime in that era. The gas
station was at the foot of the hill where the accident took place, and the men,
seeing the horrible accident, removed a body from the hearse which the
undertaker had parked to play cards, locked the body in the gas station bay,
put Bernie into the hearse and beat a fast track to the Utica Hospital, a ride
that saved Bernie’s life.
Another
time Bernie and one of his friends crawled through the window of the old
furniture shop on River Road that made coffins for the Madison County Poor
House, which was located a short distance away.
They stole one of the coffin bottoms and took it for a ride on the old
pond out behind the buildings, enjoying a sail and playing pirates!
The
stories go on forever, and one I can contribute myself. When Bernie became ill and couldn’t drive, I
would volunteer to take him to the doctor in Oneida. Nick-named “Back Roads
Bernie” for a reason, he would make me take this road or that so he could show
me this person’s farm, or where he did this or that, basically filling me in
with history tidbits, I guess. On the
way back, he would ask me to stop at the Munnsville Legion. Since his
appointments were early in the morning, our stop at the Legion would be
at about 9:30 am. This tradition of
course was not unusual for a farm area, but was for most people like
myself. He would say, “This is Back
Street Mary, the writer”, everyone would nod and tell me some history tidbit, I
would have a beer on Bernie, and then everyone would buy me a beer, which I
didn’t drink, so I was given wooden beer chips to use in the future.
One
time I could not take Bernie to Oneida and asked my housemate Chris to do
it. She agreed to do it and asked
Bernie what time she should pick him up.
Chris didn’t know better and so took him straight to Oneida. He looked at her and said, “how come we’re so
early; my appointment isn’t for another 45 minutes?”
Later
that night I saw Chris. She told me what
happened and asked if he had ever asked me to stop for a beer at 9 in the
morning. I replied “yes”. I opened the drawer under the kitchen counter
revealing a large number of wooden beer chips and said, “Where do you think all
of these came from?”
For
the Bicentennial of the Hamlet of Eaton I invited the Town Supervisor and the
Board members back to my house, which was referred to by the locals as the
“Back Street Bar”, for refreshments. Included in the invitation were members of
the Bicentennial Committee, which included Bernie and his wife Betty. I can still picture old Bern sitting on the
stool next to the town’s supervisor telling his whole repertoire of Polish
jokes. The dignitaries were sort of embarrassed,
fearing the repercussions of this type of humor. I pointed that out to Bernie,
and he blurted out, “Why, I’m Polish!”
He was, and we all laughed, me thinking, boy Bernie, you really are!!
Bernie was loved by all and regardless of what was wrong...he made me laugh!